Poets Corner Page 1

TIMMYS ALWAYS ON THE RUNS FANTASISING ABOUT KNIVES AND GUNS,WELL LETS GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT WHENEVER YOU SEE HIM HES SMOKING A JOINT AND NOBODYS SURE ABOUT HIS PURPOSE BUT HES GOT A HARD ON FOR ARMY SURPLUS. MAYBE BECAUSE HE HATES THE LAW AND TIMBOS OFF ON A ONE MAN WAR,BUT HE WONT GET FAR, ITS ONLY A SHORT HOP ROUND THE CORNER TO THE POUND SHOP.

JOHNNY MASON NOW THERES A FELLA SINGS IN A BAND AND THINKS HES PAUL WELLER,HES THE CLUB SUPERSTAR WHEN HES ON STAGE PLAYING HIS AIR GUITAR.EVERY WEEKEND HES DOING A GIG WEARING THAT ARMY JACKET AND DODGY WIG.HE LIKES ALL THE GIRLS TO THINK HES FIT AND IS TRYING HIS BEST FOR A NUMBER ONE HIT,BUT HIS BIGGEST FAN BETWEEN YOU AND ME IS A LADYBOY FROM SOUTHSEA.

STRANGE DAVE,WELL WHAT CAN WE SAY DOES FUCKING EVERYTHING THE OPPOSITE WAY.NOT REALLY KNOWN FOR STOPPING TO THINK SOME SAY HES THE MISSING LINK.RIDES AT THE BACK SO THE REST OF THE PACK DONT END UP IN A STACK.EVEN GETTING PISSED HE NEVER HURRIES BUT THEN FALLS ASLEEP IN HIS FUCKING CURRIES.BUT LETS GIVE THE LAD HIS DUE EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER DASHES HE GETS TO ALL THE BASHES USUALLY ON A TOW TRUCK AFTER CRASHES.

LETS START WITH HEDGEHOG,NOW HES A MUSHTY DRIVES A CAPRI GHIA AND THINKS HES CUSHTY.HES ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THINGS TO BUY AND SELL. IM SURE HE THINKS HIS FUCKING NAME IS DEL.HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A QUID THATS A CERT BUT HE JUST CANT SELL THOSE A5 SHIRTS

THERES BARRY,ALWAYS LOOKS SO TANNED AND GAY BUT ANSWERS TO THE NAME OF SANJAY,BEEN SINGLE NOW FOR A WHILE NEEDS A LADY TO MAKE HIM SMILE.ITS SO LONG SINCE HES SEEN A PAIR OF TITS AND HIS LAMBRETTA IS ALWAYS IN BITS ITS AN INDIAN FULLFRAME AND NOT A CHOP AND HIS AMBITION IS TO RUN A CORNER SHOP.

TOMMY KEEPS EVERY FUCKER ON THEIR TOES WHATS COMING NEXT NO ONE KNOWS YOU CANT RELAX ONE BIT AND ALWAYS KEEP AN EYE ON YOU KITT BECAUSE THIS BOYS GOT A FETISH FOR HAVING A SHIT.THE PHANTOM CRAPPER STRIKES IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT THEN COME THE DAWN SOMETHINGS COVERED IN SHITE. I KNOW THIS SOUNDS WEIRD AND FUCKING ABSURD BUT YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE WHERE THAT BOY COULD LAY A TURD.

RICKY MANY KIDS NOW THERES A LAD ELEVEN TIMES HES FUCKING BEEN A DAD,NO WONDER HES HARDLY DOWN THE PUB DRINKING AND BRAGGING THE DIRTY SODS ALWAYS AT HOME FUCKING SHAGGING.ALL I CAN SAY IS MOVE OVER ARNIE THERES SOMEONE GREATER THE A5S GOT THE SPERMINATOR.

DARREN NOW HES A BOX OF TRICKS THERE AINT MANY SCOOTERS HE CANT FIX. YOU`LL NEVER CATCH HIM WEARING SUITS JUST CUTDOWN COMBATS AND BASEBALL BOOTS. HE SOMETIMES LIKES TO RAVE AND RANT WHILE DOWN THE PUB HAVING A SHANT.HE DONT LIKE SCOOTERS COVERED IN MIRRORS AND CHROME AND WE`RE NOT SURE IF HE HAS TOURETTES SYNDROME IF YOUR EASILY OFFENDED THEN YOUR OUT OF LUCK BECAUSE HIS FAVOURITE WORDS ARE FUCKING FUCK FUCK.

MICK IS ALWAYS EARLY AND NEVER LATE TOTALLY ORGANISED AND UP TO DATE,BANG ON TIME SUN OR RAINING I THINK ITS DOWN TO HIS BOY SCOUT TRAINING.WHILE MOST OF US SPENT OUR CHILDHOOD ROBBING.MICK WAS WITH HIS TROOP DIB DIB DOBBING.ON THE RALLIES HES FUCKING HARDCORE AND NO LIGHTWEIGHT A CUP OF COCO AND IN BED BY EIGHT.YOU COULD SAY MICK IS A REAL GENT SO LETS ALL HAIL EL PRESIDENT!

GRAHAM IS AN ARMY PTI ALWAYS STARES TROUBLE STRAIGHT IN THE EYE,THATS A BIT OF A LIE TO BE FAIR HE USUALLY NEEDS TO STAND ON A CHAIR,BUT PULL HIS STRING AND WATCH HIM GO HERE COMES G I JOE.MANY WHO HAVE LOOKED FOR ACTION HAVE SPENT A SPELL IN TRACTION.ALWAYS COMES WHEN HE HEARS THE CALLS AND NUTS SOME FUCKER IN THE BALLS.HES FIT AS FUCK AND NOT A SHIRKER AND ONE DAY HOPES TO BE AS TALL AS A GURKHA